Monday, June 30, 2014

Run # 391 June 30th

Hi y'all 

Hash run for Monday - 
Hares: Rapey, NN Megan and Razor Tits
Where: Surf club carpark
When: normal time ~ 5.45 for 6pm start 
Bring: Torches
Nosh: Vegos and Carnivorous characters catered for.
Cost: $5 for run. $10 for run & food

On on
Rapey, NN Megan, Razortits
:) :) :) 

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Trash # 390

Hares were Bunghole & FantaPants, with a decorative Floppy on standby. Nosh was amazing, the run was coy; Bunghole popping up mid run to announce the hash halt had experienced a glitch. We halted in the same park we started in - most of us thinking the run was over - the only difference being the hash trailer had been towed 5m in the opposite direction. Further investigation showed Nutcracker's bike had slowed the trailer towing down, as it was attached to the rear by a now proven ?? load chain. 

The rambunctious hares tried to invoke interest in a second half run, but NN Lula had shown up - possibly the youngest Broome hasher ever at 11 days old - & run interest diminished. CumaSutra's long lost brother, ThumbWank, took baby rocking control. Half the hashers ran off, the rest lazily walked the 10-15m on home to find Slocum alone in a gazebo he may have built, quietly humming 'my garden shed'.

There was a good story about Octo's perfect boat trailer parking (trailer ready & waiting in the water as she came in on the boat), the RA was fined for arriving post run, Octo again for hydro manufacturing & ThumbWank for being stoned* NN Matt was questioned & escaped the name Maid Marian. Incontinence was charged for a Sunday 32km training  run & stretching. There was an ice table for some misdemeanour. Nutcracker was charged for chaining her bike to the hash trailer & FantaPants for leading Faucet down a dark street looking for her house, which was in another dark street.

Small crew, plenty of food, diet down downs & a proper table. Winning x

*hash does not condone hash use.

Written by street person.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Run # 390 June 23rd

*to be read with a Swiss accent...*

Oops that went too quick. I'm one of the member for next weeks run. As always delicious vego and carno food options.

Haires Fanta Pants, Bunghole & Complete Flop
Where: Cygnet Park on Sanderling Drive in Roebuck Estate
6pm with all the usual hash equipment and delays of Faucet.

On on ;)

Trash # 389

this ones coming too.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Run # 389 June 16th

When - 6ish Monday evening

Hares: Tightarse and Half tit

Food: Might be suitable for carnivores and herbivores

Equipment: TORCH!! Puppies.. Running shoes... and most importantly an Amk Sol Origin Total Survival Tool (although Dirty Sanchez is probably the only Hasher who has one of these)

Where: Sunset Airport View Resort & Bar - 20 Napier Terrace (park across the road)

On on :)

Trash # 388

Hares Hippy Shagger and NN Anne added to the marks already on Anne St and sent us running in circles and ending up the “Yamashitta Stolen Bike Memorial Shed” on Demco foreshore. We all arrived on time as someone added an extra fishhook with 13 lines on it just before the halt. The beer arrived on time for a change but Hippy nearly took out Yama’s shed with the ladder that was still attached to the roof of his ute. The run back was no better than the run there. The circle was out on the street as that’s how you do it in Anne St. We had a few pretty lights and a reasonable turnout. Faucet was RA. The hares copped some flack as did the returnees who had pretty lame excuses. Fanta, Slowcum, Late Cummer, Chapped Lipsdd and Bicurious George to name a few. A specialy crafted block of ice was brought out and in order to gain control of the circle Faucet offered it up to the next person to start talking. Razor Tits couldn’t help herself and so took a seat. Ironically we were to find out later that she had not disclosed the fact that this was her 50th Run. So congrats Razor and lucky you got a bit of ice. 
We had 3 virgins of which one was a bit apprehensive about the RA and what was going to happen but despite her worst fears, nothing did except a semi-lousy dance and a virgin tune. The charges were pretty ordinary but we did have2 namings with Pussilla and Throbbing Hood getting a chilly beer baptism.
Hippy Shagger finished the circle with his attempt to finally get Broome Hash its own song. Like many others it showed promise but we’ll see where it goes. The hash nosh looked like a massive worm mountain on top of the Barbie plate but pleasantly edible. And that was it really. On.