Hash demolition derby was introduced with a bang (see what I did there?) Monday night. Nutcracker was declared the winner, taking home Bunghole & Longbit as first prize. Faucet got his old age on in the trailer w/chair & TightArse threw up walking to the hash holt (reappearing for the circle, pizza & beer, little hash trooper he is).
Hares NN Gav (TGWAH, silent 'g'?) & RingSting
set a calf burning well marked trail through Minyirr, the dunes & Cable
Beach. A fishhook at the top of a dune proved once again the camaraderie of
hash, sending 9 runners to the back of the pack, even though there were only 7
hooks. NN's Sam & Owen appeared to be leading this love in (following the
pink arrows & ribbons almost fanatically). Later they linked biceps,
including Tinderboy SuperSperm, & drank it ... down down down down
Segway: a good time to point out the chippies are taking over hash,
bringing with them SnapChat Tindertainment & a poor dress code. On a more positive note, let's build that hash clubhouse / brothel we've always wanted.
Charges were varied, DirtyBitch & NN LP (who seemed to have a few
special talents she was keen to show off) reenacted Dirty Dancing without
injury, little Timmy was back as butler, & CrackDiver ran the ultra smooth
circle. Again, Topless was on ice chair because she wanted to watch shooting stars.
a media charge for 'dropping it like its hot' at the mangrove.
two: Whanker Man & PowerBall, but strangely Whanker Man is the one outa
here. Not sure why. If I were him, I'd stay & never have had to buy a beer
again, revelling in weekly multiple media down downs.
Nosh: the vego did