Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Run # 365 Tuesday December 31st

Happy New Year Hashers!!

Just a heads up for something a bit different - there will be a Hash Run on New Years Eve (ie TUESDAY) - so take a deep breath, grab a beer & sit down, for TA has written the details for this one...

(NB For those that can't/don't want to make it or wish to absolve your boozey festive season sins twice, there will also probably be a regular low key Monday run - more details on that one later...)

The New Years Hash (Not a Monday Hash)

Hares: Dr Tightarse TA H3 and Dr Octopussy
Where: The Sunset Airport Resort and Bar and Medical Centre
20 Napier Terrace, Broome
(opposite Magabala Books)
Theme: Doctors, Nurses and their victims, I mean patients.
There will be prizes for the best dressed!!
When: Tues 31st Jan - Sometime around 6pm or when Dr Faucet makes his house call, till sometime next year.
Food: Will rummage through the hospital bin for something tasty, plus of course jelly and some other shit for vegos.
Entertainment: The Karaoke machine (Ok maybe not entertainment but it will make you hope that midnight comes sooner). Unfortunately Dr Tightarse TA RA H3 won't be the RA so there will be hours to kill....
Drinks: Drinks will be included until 8ish or until Dr Bargearse GM H3 calls last drinks. BYO drinks after that.

Medical: Dr Cock in Frock H3 Has volunteered to do free Breast examinations, with any follow up as required
Cost: Only $20. Includes shit run, great nosh, entertainment, drinks during and post run.

The Fine Print: Most of the aforementioned Doctors don't actually have any medical qualifications.
This will be the place to be as there will very long waits in Emergency on New Years Eve.
If you need to be at some other shit place post Hash, there are several showers available to wash off the blood, sweat and down downs.
There is room for swags and tents on site.
There is a post run hydrotherapy facility although we are unsure what color it will be on the night.
The run will have easy options, so what better night to introduce a friend or two to Hash?
There might be, although unlikely that there will be, a recovery run.
It is very unlikely we will really bother with a prize for the best dressed but there maybe something if you don’t bother getting dressed…
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