Monday, November 25, 2013

Run # 360 November 25th

Good morning Hashers!!

Good old Half Tit has come up with the goods again, & fingers crossed there's no rain today to wash away her run!! (otherwise could some fast bunny come prepared to be a live hare?!)

Hare: Half Tit

Where: end of Mastapha St, Broome North (aka South Derby!)
(see attached map, or go towards end of Magabala, turn left into Tomarito Cres & right into Mastapha St)

i reckon it's a good idea to bring torches - could be an offroader!!

on on
Inseminator :)

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Trash #359

OMG a blog. Well it rained and I had to go home. And some slight guilt. Very slight.
SO what do I do again? That’s right. I just pick shit out of the run and chuck in a few dodgy photos. Cock in a Frock and Nutcracker did the run and food in that order. Can’t imagine how it would have been the other way round. An attempt at flour humour was made prior to the run but seemed more time counting the mounds of flour would have been more appropriate as we all got lost at the first flour pile. It should have really been one scatter on, two chucks on back and a chuck and two scatters for a check. Anyway despite my pickiness, Cock managed to keep the pack entertained and together and not too muddy. Everyone worked up a good sweat, well actually most people had one before they started. There was only about 20 people due to the fact we have so many world travellers at the moment and a growing number of soft, weak “oh its too humid outside” wussy types. Am I being a bit harsh? Actually hash is like harsh without the r. Totally irrelevant and not even funny but just an observation. So we ran around old Broome and ended up back at Doggie and Quickie Park. Crack had a crack at RA and was pretty shit which fitted in well. He even got to do a virgin and a naming on his first night. There were a few charges with Late Cummer and Chapped Lips who had spent a fortune on a 4 day world holiday needing their head read or at least scanned. If they wanted a hospital holiday they could have done that here for free! Backdoor, backdoored Padam and broke in his new car. Not sure of the details but no one wanted to ask. Faucet got one for not writing the blog. Really. Padam and Backdoor had a birthday. No name whoever got named Prancing Pink Bits and seems to like it. That’s a bit scary.
Nutcracker who made the suggestion hash should say nice things about the run and the food cooked a shit lasagne and shit salad but in abundance. The full moon was rising and a cool breeze kicked in and it was somewhat pleasant.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Run # 359 November 18th

When: Monday 18th Nov at 6.00pm
Hares: NutCracker & Cockinafrock
Where: from the park on corner of Pelcan Gardens & Herbert St

no other instructions at this stage - but go torchless at your peril!!

on on
Inseminator :)

Monday, November 11, 2013

Run # 358 November 11th

Hello Fellow Deviants!
It's a Dirty Double Up this week with Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Bitch running the show so naturally, being the sick and twisted individuals that we are, we've planned a dirty, filthy adults only run! (children welcome)
Where: 15B Hay Rd
When: 17:45 for 18:00
Nosh: yep
Bring: ya togs and a torch essential
Nudity: 100% accepted, possibly rewarded depending on who you are.
Hope to see all yo fine arses there! On On!

Monday, November 4, 2013

Run # 357 November 4th

Happy Melbourne Cup week Hashers!!

forget the last email suggesting a venue for tomorrow's hash - it's changed. (DownDown to TA for coming up with a great idea but not following through with it...)

Hares: TightArse, Aids (+/- Nutcracker??)
Where: Visitors' Centre

When: Usual

What: your finest Melbourne Cup frockery, or anything else you think might fit the theme...
This is also Camel Toe's last run, so come along to join in the warm fuzzy farewell song ;)

On on

Run # 356 October 28th

Get ready for the BIG Halloween Hash Bash

Where: 8 Clementson Street (Sales Yard Broome Isuzu Ute (Broome Motors)

What to bring: The spookier the better as it's going to be freaky, spooky and don't be surprised if you find carcasses along the run ;-). Get your best Halloween outfit out & torches are an absolute must!!!

Nosh: Fingers, Eyeballs, Feet, Noses, Teeth and Ears and bloody mary for the vego's! Something for every hasher!

5.45pm to take off 6pm (don't wait for faucet he’s in Bali!)

More spooky inspiration can be found on this link: