Saturday, February 23, 2013

Run # 321 Feb 25

Happy weekend Hashers!!
details for next week's run...

Hares: No Name Lisa & Cracka (& BeepBeep in spirit)
Where: Gantheaume Point Lighthouse Car Park

On on

Trash # 320

Fuck. My plane leaves in less than  an hour and I need to pack.
Shit run
good halt
white arse
lots of food
child sang
Pictures slow to upload should be done by next week
Have fun suckers while I laze around in Bali :)

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Run # 320 Feb 18th

Normal time normal deal

Hares: Two Scoops and Dirty Sanchez
Where: at the park on corner of Gunian Blvd and Manggala Dr, Six seasons

food for vegetarians if we have too.

If it rains will figure something.

On on

Trash # 319

So Cock in a Frock and Inseminator set the Red Dress Run. Sounds sort of appropriate. They definitely pulled a crowd with about 40 people dressed up in their best reds converging on bewildered tourists and locals at Cable Beach. It was obvious that TA and ST were not shopping at the op shop last week, more like Carpet Paint and Tile. I’m sure their creativity is wasted where they work and they only get a chance to expose it (or themselves) on Monday nights. I must say the effort put in this year by everyone was exceptional. Faucet had a designer style H dress, Uranus an age appropriate number, Guzzle Guts wore the same outfit as last year but it looked different and he was glad it was that stretchy fabric, Dirty was all about the hair, Beep Beep looked like a greyhound wrapped in a cafĂ© tablecloth, a couple of the young boys had the socks and fishnets happening and the older one should consider a shave or a bit of red hair dye for body parts next year, The girls, well, they tried hard but sometimes it the boys who attract the attention. The run was shit of course, along the beach, across the dunes, a through the park along the streets and somewhere along the way the group split into two. Everyone was keen to stick together as it wasn’t one of those nights you wanted to find yourself alone under a street light. To the delight of Tightarse there was a huge Hash Halt stacked with beer and not a bit of fruit in sight but unfortunately he was asked to leave as Divers has some rule about topless men but not men (and women) in sweat soaked dresses. From the halt it was a short sprint home to the Carpark where we took over a section for the Circle. Circles are generally round. This one was long. I’ll try and compensate by keeping the blog short. TA started talking, hares downed beer, Mama Craker spent a lot of time kneeling on corona carton, Crackdiver on ice, again, Slops too, half the crowd got charged or were returnees, TA kept talking, Circle ran out of beer, someone got more. Fluffer and WSB did 69, Namings, Craka Mama, ZZ Twat and Half Tit, TA continued talking, I heard the words sunrise and bed time mentioned. Circle finished. Food good if you got in early. Cheescake and salad if you were slow.
Shit run but for a good cause. Broome Hash will be donating $500 to the Saraza Family to go towards helping their son Matt. Lots of our hospital hashers know him and I found a link which is a bit old but lets you know your money is going locally to someone who really needs it.
On On
Better photos floating around on Facebook and maybe the Broome Advertiser. Think we need a new camera.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Run # 319 Feb 11th

Righto you mob of Red Dress Lovers!!!!

this is the info you've been waiting for - Red Dress Run details!!

Hares: Cock-In-A-Red-Frock & Inseminator
Where: Grassy area next to Zanders
When: Monday 11th Feb 5:45pm (or when Faucine arrives)

Wear: A RED DRESS (or don't - then you get the ice chair or worse...) (ie Crack Diver giving you a lap dance)

Run money goes to a Charity yet to be decided - so come up with some ideas!!

On on,

CIAF & I:)

Trash # 318

Fanta Pants and Slops. Lovely girls, shit run. Actually not just shit but actually devastating for one young hasher who is currently receiving treatment for the trauma experienced by arriving at a Hash Holt and finding only Apple Juice, Water melon and Oranges. We suspect this has been building up over time as recently there have been late holts and missed holts and even one where we ran out of beer but Monday night was too much and he stood there motionless like one of those things I can’t think of the name for and have no time to work it out. Fortunately it was only a short sprint back home so I guess he treated it as a matrix moment and kept running. The run explored a bit of Broome North which is growing rapidly and creating more streets for us to visit. Back in Roey, Cock was back in action, in a fashion and ran the Circle. We had a couple of virgins that he got stuck into early. A couple of returnees, Slowcum did a shoe drink and a couple of charges. Not sure what Two Scoops was charged with but someone needs to tell her not talk too much when the Circle is full of people from all sectors of the justice system!!!! or they’ll charge her. I have no idea why Crackdiver was sitting in the circle again, he does that a lot and I have even less idea about what was going on in the photo. There were 3 namings with Saddle Sores, Castrator and Coming On and Off all inducted into Broome history. With our big itinerant population we probably name more people than any other Hash. Poor bastards. Food was shit as expected. So shit that if you didn’t get in quick some people were onto seconds before other talking people even got to the table. Hmmm. Anyway Red Dresses next Monday. On On.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Run # 318

Hooray Hashers!!

Monday 4th Feb Run is (NOT the Red Dress Run, that's the week after!)

Hares: Fanta Pants & Slops

Where: 6 Bronzewing Cres, Roebuck Est

When: when Faucet gets there.

Slops didn't know many details, but she reckons there'll be vego options and a meal, and a shit run
So Be There Or Be Square. yeah so junior school, I know :)

On on

Semi :)
and there is a pool so bring a towel

Trash # 317

Four hares and they still set a shit run. I guess it’s okay on Australia Day to say four sheilas, Barge, Octopussy, Paralytic Turtle and Stationary Crab and I’m not sure who did what but lets share the blame. The start was easy enough to find as there were about 40 of us with cars and flags and dogs and the rest of Cable Beach was pretty empty as you would expect on a public holiday at seven in the morning. The first part back into the dunes went well but then the constantly underestimated speed and agility of Broome’s fastest hashers showed itself again with them finding the right trail quickly and everybody else being able to short cut and catch up. The same thing happened again at the back of the racecourse where Hashers spilled onto the track in two different spots and then joined in the middle and on homed. The slower ones having to do all the checks again ended up coming in hot and sweaty, half an hour after  the first lot who’d taken beers into the ocean and where making the most of their idyllic location. Cock was back after yet another op and managed to be RA. He toasted/roasted the hares and then bollocked the virgins and put them on ice for poor dancing.  Crackdiver wandered into the circle with a coffee and obviously no watch  and Tightarse and Hippy Shagger got charged for something and got to sit on virgin warmed ice. The virgins finally did it right with some help from Semi or another non virgin. There was a big group photo and the lots of great breakie with bacon, eggs , beans, snags and other stuff. One of the virgins provided some on shore entertainement by giving massages, while Tightarse took on the water sports with his surfski or whatever you call those long floaty things that fall over when you try to ride them. Faucet and Dirty had provided the pre race entertainment showing their erection skills. All in all a big day and probably even worth getting out of bed early for.