Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Run #289 Jul16 - The Trash

Due to relentless requests and pestering by more than one person, the blog is back! Much to the excitement (and disappointment?) of Hashers everywhere (but mainly here in Broome). This has become possible by the involvement of a new mystery sub editor/writer/mentor/inspirationing/pushy person helping out.

Run 289: Hares - Bubbles and Warwick Slang’s Bitch.
American boat people
It was more like Hash the Musical as the two American boat people (Thar She Blows and Mu-Sick) serenaded Broome HHH with lots of new (and interesting) Hash songs from abroad. It was a bit of a marathon effort but considering Bubbles used chalk and flour this time instead of motor bike tracks, then I guess we can’t complain too much (which may be a little odd for some Hashers). Apparently he was also entertainment for the new airport control tower workers earlier in the week as he set the trail around there on his big yellow scooter. It was about an 8 km figure 8 of Roey estate including a childish lap of the kiddies flower bed in the primary school. Muscle Puller tried his hand at the bugle this week, but led many astray with his overzealous approach to blowing his horn at the first sign of an On On. Ever heard of a false trail? Bubbles does deserve some credit for recycling arrows, but in a sort of dyslexic way; one arrow forward, then 2 arrows back?! We don’t have much rain for the majority of the year, but what about a bit of water to erase the old marks? We already have one Tightarse! And by the way Bubbles, what’s this born again virgin shit in the book. If you can’t count your runs then we may need someone better with numbers to help you work it out; ATM/Westpac? (WSB mentioned something about early onset Alzheimer’s). The On Home was a new experience, with the unlucky pack leaders running well out of the way only to find they had to turn on-end and head On Home in the direction they had just come. That will teach them.
Quickie and Anal Tool = 100 (shit) runs
Since WSB’s inception as GM we’ve started getting big numbers turning up to the runs which doesn’t say much for Wombat and Faucet. He assures me it has nothing to do with the change of season or weather either. There were 34 of us who made it back safely, but of those there were two special runners. Congratulations to Quickie and Anal Tool who both finally made it to 100 runs. The foreign spies sang a song about that too – although their accents were thick, so we all stuck to the chorus (“down down down down”). AT and Westpac announced (or let slip?) the news of ATM’s future sibling. This led to many questions and comments directed at AT regarding conception. We’ll leave that one there. We only had one virgin but he seemed a keen dancer. It looked like he was just warming up for a big display (channelling some Beyonce moves?) before Quickie got a little excited and knocked over his down down. There were all the obligatory charges, including Cock in a Frock having a down dwon for a media appearance (finding himself on the internet and informing the masses) and Stationary Crab finally got charged for wearing her pants tucked into her socks. We thought we had better put a stop to it before she starts wearing her underwear on the outside as well. Barge had some hair issue and was scared of the enforcer’s who were wielding a pressure hose as their weapon of choice (“Don’t worry, I’m a doctor” informed Meds).

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor" - Meds
On On

Dragon Boats - This Sat 21/7/12 – Uniform = Hash singlet. Watch this space for Faucet’s updates (well not this space, but the blog).
Run 290 - Slops and Two Dogs – Xmas in July theme – Details to follow

And begin your preparations for the Broome HHH Olympics. Coming soon to an oval near you…

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