Friday, December 30, 2011

Run#261 January 2nd

First run for the year
Hares: Booberator (food) Faucet (live run as per direction of Booberator)
Location: 22 Sayonara, Sunset Park
Start: 5.45 for 6.00

Friday, December 23, 2011

Run#260 December 26th

Hares: Pusher and Puller
Place: 10 Mackie Place
Time : Six of course
Food: I'd be surprised if there wasn't and even more surprised if it wasn't great
Pool: yes, we might need it
Torch: You may be lucky, long days at the moment
Fun and healthy: Of course

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Run#259 December 19th

Hares: Slang and Bubbles
Where: Cnr Reid Rd and Hay Rd
Run: Could be dodgy
Food: Could be Carlotta's Pizzas?
Time: Will be 6.00
Good time for pre xmas exercise!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Run#258 December 12th

Hare's-Ivanhumpalot & Sister Pubes
Venue-162 Sanderling

Friday, December 2, 2011

RUN #257 05DEC HO HO HO!

Theme Dress up Chrissy Run
Hare's Guzzle Guts and Tinny Arse
Venue 2/24 Louis St cnr Forrest
Driveway on Forrest
545 leave 6pm

On On Barge

Friday, November 25, 2011

Run#256 November 28th

Venue: At Stratco 26 Hunter street

Theme: Blind leading the blind???

Nosh: Great including veggies!!

Time: 5.45pm for 6pm start (or when Fawcett arrives)

On On Wombat

Here's a map for what it is worth.........

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Monday, November 21, 2011

Run#255 November 21st


on on!
Uranus and Nutcracker

Monday, November 14, 2011

Run#254 November14th

55 Wirl Buru Gardens
Heated pool & italian food (vego options included)

See you then

Friday, November 4, 2011

Run#253 November 7th

Location: Park on Sanderling Dve. Roebuck Estate
Hares: Faucet and Cockup
Food: Yes and something for Vegos
Time: 5-45 for 6-00
and buy yourself a torch.

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

RUN #252 31OCT

Hare Bogger & Yama Shita Sucker Fish
Venue Unit 2/29 Hay Rd, Cnr Reid Rd
Dress up Halloween
Cooks-Red & Booberator!! Interesting!

From Cnr Hay & Reid Road. Here is a Map;

6.00pm Sharp Off

More details or lost? Call Red 0419942208

Saturday, October 22, 2011

RUN # 251 24OCT

Hares Quickie and Red

Riddell Beach halfway between Gantheaume and Entrance Points

(Look for Pink Tape for Turn Off)

Cocktails and things

6.00pm OFF Plan to get lost!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Run#250 October 17th

17th Oct Run #250!!!!
Hares Faucet & Puller
Venue Court House B&B Stewart St,
Mexican Theme!
All you can eat, drinks (till the esky runs dry) and includes a quality memento $30 which is NOT optional.
Bring a towel for the pool because you will be getting wet.
On On Barge

Run#249 October 10th

10th Oct Run #249!!
Hares Cock in a Frock and Paula (no name)
Venue 21 Wirl Buru Gardens Cable Beach

Saturday, October 1, 2011

RUN #248

Hare – Conchie
Food by Booberator
5 D’Antoine St
Please park on road verge opposite houses

Sunday, September 25, 2011

RUN #247 26SEP

Pusher and Puller, 10 Mackie Place Cable Beach,
Food, drink, heated pool!

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Run#246 September 19th

Run is from 22 Sayonara Rd Sunset



Thursday, September 15, 2011

Run#245The Trash

Sixty two people, that would be a record I reckon. That included the 2 six packs of Derby runners bussed over to share the Shinju or was it just the free Matsos Beer that lured them? Cock in a Frock was the hare and did a shit job of it. Poor Quickie is obviously the only one who reads the website or emails with the location and turned up at Matsos. On reflection and inspection I noticed that the actual location of the run wasn’t written anywhere. How did people know where to go? The marks on the trail were good and kept the pack together. Somewhere along the run Faucet slipped home for a quick change and appeared in a Derby shirt which worked out well when Derby Dags suggested we pop into the Roey for a mid run drink. Celine was the only other Broomie who was lured to the bar while the others ran around Chinatown. The Circle was huge. AT quickly slipped into the green dress and took control of proceedings. We had about 10 virgins who either thought it was great and will be back or are probably still shaking their heads at what went on and have written a mental note never to go to Derby. The Derby hashers don’t need much of an opening to drop their pants and sit on the ice chair. Can’t even remember why they did it. We had a few returnees and even Director rocked up for a visit. Wombat had us reciting the Hash Prayer, Dags had us doing the Rootchacha Rootchacha song and then Cockup ran us through Swing Low. Great audience participation. We also had a couple of birthdays which was rare as no one usually has a birthday in Broome Hash. As all this was going on Westpac was toiling away over a hot sausage and fed the masses. The keg of Matsos finest only lasted an hour despite discussions amongst the closet brewers on volumes and consumption rates. Thanks Matsos and Slow Lane for once again keeping all us healthy runners hydrated and a bit later the gardens of Bedford Park watered and fertilized. Red turned up late in fancy dress with some lame excuse. The Derby Bus headed off into the night, thanks guys for making the effort and the last few Broome hashers seemed to be opening another stubbie as I took off. Should also mention AT’s great work on the trailer over the past week. Thanks to all those involved and great to see we raised $600 for Cock in a Frock to buy drugs to take to Vietnam with his nurse friends at Xmas. On On

Monday, September 12, 2011

Run#245 September 12th

RUN #245 12SEP THIRD ANNUAL MATSOS Shinju Matsuri Broome Hash House Harriers Run

Join us for a Run around town to celebrate Shinju!

$10.00 for the Run includes a Beverage or two and a barbecue afterwards at Matsos Broome Brewery.

Bring along someone new or get off you socially active/physically inactive enlarged ass!

5.30pm for a 6.00pm off. Be punctual Faucet!

Thanks to sponsors Matsos.....Broome Hash- Matso's Beer Drinkers with a running problem....

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Run#244The Trash

Five point five K’s my arse. I guess that’s what happens when you let a triathlete set the run. Butterbitch and Perky had us running all over Sunset and then ran us down to Roey for another workout. Square checks and arrows with crosses in them but at least there were lots and easy enough to find. The circle at Sirus and Kapang was in another new park for hash which even had a street light that worked. Butterbitch slipped quickly into the green dress and started RAing before we realised he was also the hare. He tried to begin the circle with a drinking game from the never never but as we were all sober no-one seemed to understand the rules. The photo says it all. We had a couple of new local virgins and a couple of foreign ones dragged along by Westpac and AT. They got into the virgin song and had no trouble downing a beer. Poor old Warricks Slangs Bitch ended up in the circle again but this time for his loss by 4 points in the local footy Grand Final. Guess he would have got one if they won as well. We had a couple of returnees, Red and Tried and a new visitor/new broome hasher called Gobblepork, I think. Might have to ask about that next week. We had Cock in a Frock drink out of his new shoe and he seemed to enjoy it. Pusher and Tackle had a down down for something, I think Pusher because she forgot to bring her kids and not sure about Tackle. The fathers all had one for fathers day and Bogger took a proxy one for Quickie who had her birthday on the doof doof boat and never showed up for the run. We had a naming with one of the more quiet girls finally getting christened after 10 runs. So double digits it is. Butterbitch took a delight in pouring a stubby all over her. The highlight of the evening was the expectant mother who despite her ever increasing belly pushed herself to make her 100th run before the birth. I had to include the photo of Red carefully filling the two down downs for her and the baby, both of which were worn by her chair and father to be AT. Well done Westpac. The first pregnant woman or man to make the Broome Hash 100. The night ended with food a la Subway and cookies and people standing around drinking beer and Butterbitch wandering around wondering why no-one never never understood his drinking game. Happi photos. On On.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Run#243The Trash

It was the turn of Octopussy and Dora the Whora to set a shit runs out at the Surf Club. Hash doesn’t have any rules but if it did it should be that you can’t set a run using blue chalk. It’s almost invisible but in saying that it is a good way to keep the pack together. Now I said runs and that’s not a typo because everyone seemed to do a different one. I enjoyed mine. On the occasion I did stumble on an arrow it was going the wrong way (or I was). The other thing that catches young hares is that kerbs and paths near nice green grass, particularly in that area are watered each night and the checks and arrows simply disappear. But everyone got a workout and made it back safely and Octopussy wasn't murdered. Unfortunately there is no circle report this week due to legal reasons. While we encourage you to bring a friend to Hash we need you to explain to them what Hash is about and maybe even suggest they read about it on the net before attending. Wikipedia would be a good start.

The food was great and even edible by vegos. The Brownies were really good but kept jumping into my mouth. Good effort guys. See you all tonight. On On.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

RUN #245 12SEP THIRD ANNUAL MATSOS Shinju Matsuri Broome Hash House Harriers Run

Join us for a Run around town to celebrate Shinju!

$10.00 for the Run includes a Beverage or two and a barbecue afterwards at Matsos Broome Brewery.

Bring along someone new or get off you socially active/physically inactive enlarged ass!

5.30pm for a 6.00pm off. Be punctual Faucet!

Thanks to sponsors Matsos.....Broome Hash- Matso's Beer Drinkers with a running problem....

Friday, September 2, 2011

RUN #244 05SEP

Hare's Perky & Butter Bitch

Meet at the park on the corner of Kapang/Sirius Way (Sunset Rise)

5.45 for 6pm off



Monday, August 29, 2011

Run#242The Trash

Bogger and Virgin hare Warrick Slangs Bitch set a shit run from the hospital units on Weld Street which attracted a couple of dozen of us. A few of the regulars were notably absent and missed out on a Hash first. Some of the lucky runners in the bush near Demco stumbled across a traditional ceremony being performed. It involved a man with his pants down and a woman on her knees. Unfortunately I wasn’t sucked in by the false trail despite WSB’s continuous on on calls and missed all the action. We also paused down on Demco reserve to lament the passing of Yama’s bike. The hares had drawn fitting replica on the path and Yama had a ride but it obviously wasn’t the same and we had to move on, following those imaginary checks and made up ons. At some stage on the beach Bogger managed to pick up a boy but it was all a bit fishy so she dumped him for something better. There was a hash halt with a delightful fruit punch at Deep Throats and a pretty little HH symbol which matched the pretty arrows and sunny checks. Cock in a Frock was Cock in a green dress for the Circle. We had a couple of virgins who had to dance around the ancient Inca Coconut, we had returnees, Bubbles and Vagrant and Faucet had to have a down down for media because his daughter was in the media during the week. That’s not fair. The food was great if not poorly timed. We had a nice chilli con carne sin arroz. Translated that was chile con carne without rice. Apparently the rice was still not cooked after we had all headed home. There was also a nice dahly thingy and ice creams. Not together and without rice. Bogger got breathalysed on the way home with the trailer on but got through unscathed. Good night.

Run# 243 August 29th

Hares: Dora the Whora and Octopussy
Venue: Grass area of the surf club
5.45 for 6 pm
Food, drink (+vego)


On On

Monday, August 22, 2011

Run#241The Trash

Well you had to run a bloody long way on Urinal and Tackle Box’s trail to discover how shit it was. The word from the athletes in the group was that it was up around Willee Creek and back again. Starting at the Surf Club the walkers did their bit easy and the smart runners took the shortcut at Frangipani and were back and on their second beer when the last of the runners staggered in. I should say well done but I’m really thinking wankers. I decided that I’d take the photos this week as someone pointed out that something was wrong with the camera. Apparently none of the photos of women had shots with their mouths shut. I figured out it was just a shutter speed issue. AT was the RA and couldn’t wait to get into Butterbitches green dress. I must admit he was looking pretty hot. Not. The hares got downdowns with the gimp and the pipe and Tackle was moaning about her football top getting wet but how stupid are you to wear that and not a hash indestructible singlet when you set a shit run. Admittedly the down downs don’t usually have beetroot juice in them but hey it matched her top (except the white bits) and she was the one who brought the tinned beetroot anyway. We had a couple of visitors who lent us their cowch or actually we just took it as we had 2 birthday people, Cock in a frock and Glamour Puss I think, to ice. Somehow they ended up standing up and Warrick Slangs Bitch and Love you long time took their seats and later sang them happy birthday as a nice duet. I think they ended up there because they couldn’t even pull a bird after the Broome Cup with the offer of a free lift home. We had 3 virgins who I think ran the whole thing, wonder if they’ll be back? We had Urinal and Cock in a Frock drinking each others down down, not sure what that was about. We then had some sort of down down race and again not sure what that was about either. I did feel a bit sorry for those who got the beetroot down downs instead of the special Guinness and cider ones. The food was burgers which were expertly cooked on the barbie by AT who also had a lesson in serious Vego cooking and seemed to do okay. I can see now why Tackle doesn’t stay for dinner. That’s enough.

Run# 242 August 22nd

> Hares: Bogger & Warwick Slang's Bitch
> From: 33 Weld St carpark (Dr's units)
> Bring torches.
> On on, Warwick Slang's Bitch

Monday, August 15, 2011

Run#240The Trash

How can it be Monday already? Did we skip a few days? The Cockup and Cracker RU run pulled a page full of runners for the first entry in the new Hash Book. It was a long 6.5 km run around Old Broome and quite a few of us earned our beers by the end. The whole thing was set in flour and had 3 RU’s or Round Ups as Cockup is getting on a bit and thought he needed to slow the leaders down a little. The sprint home from near the Conti brought out a bit of competition and testosterone. One of the fastest runners was Butterbitch who couldn’t wait to get back to the circle and show off his new green dress. And he looked a treat. I think Tackle box had the camera so I have to wonder about her and what she photographed. I’m not sure what is the most photographed thing in Hash. It’s either Westpac’s belly or Urinals shoes.

Back at the Cracker and Cockup love den we had a couple of virgins, a few returnees and a naming but stuffed if I can remember what it was. Can someone post a comment and tell me. There was plenty of singing and a quick swing low. There was other stuff and things happened but I have to finish so I’ll move on.The food was soup again which tasted great but if we have it again tonight we have to register with the Shire as a Soup Kitchen. Tonight is the Surf Club. On On.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

RUN #241 15AUG

Hares Urinal & Tacklebox

Venue Surf Club

545pm leave 6pm

Food & drinks


on on barge

Monday, August 8, 2011


Hare's Cracker & Cock-up

From:-8/43 Frederick St, meet nxt to Kimberley Klub, park end of Walcott St

545pm leave 6pm

Food & Drinks

On On Barge

Run#239The Trash

Last Monday night’s Hash run at St. Johns Ambulance Depot was the combining of two well respected community services that not only share common values but also members. Faucet, Quickie, Cockinafrock and Ivanah Humpalot share their time between helping those who get sick and running with those who are sick. The similarities are amazing. St John’s crew spend time searching some of the less fortunate parts of town at night with torches. So do Broome Hash. We both have uniforms that stand out. They have a siren we have a horn. Many of the people they have to deal with are affected by alcohol and the same at Hash. They are often in discussion with hospital staff as are the hashers. I could go on and on on. The run was fantastic despite people getting lost and Warrick Slangs Bitch holding up the circle while he wandered around town with a virgin. The area the run covered was some of the more dodgy parts of Broome so as a clever ploy the ambo crew pre bandaged the runners so they would not only blend in but also be looked on mercifully by the local residents. The neighbour to St. John wasn’t overly happy with the circle songs and as well as yelling at us over the fence apparently made a complaint the next morning about the colourful wording of our songs. Thought it a bit strange considering some of the other neighbours. Shit. Look at the time. Wombat was the RA. We had 2 virgins who danced around the Ancient Inca IV pole, a couple of media down downs, Rainman on Ice, not sure why, Sister Pubes as well for getting engaged, fair enough, and a naming. Stationary Crab. Sort of a combination of being a cancer and working at Boss. The soup kitchen had three types of soup which were lovingly cooked by Quickie and two types of breadrolls. And we donated $250 to St John Volunteers so they can attend a Country Volunteers conference in Perth later this month. That’s it. Gotta go.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Run# 239 July 25th

Volunteer Ambo fundraiser

From: St John Ambulance Sub-centre – not indicative of run, very safe

Blick Road side – look for double roll doors / garage

Time: 5.30pm for 6pm start – get there early for dress up / theme (supplied)

Hares: Faucet, Cock in a Frock, Ivana-hump-alot + Quickie

$5 run $5 food – vego option for Yamashita Suckerfish

Run#238The Trash

I’ve always thought Christmas in July was a bit wanky and so I guess it was fitting for Broome Hash to have one and for it to be orchestrated by Slang, Deepthroat and Franger. First up, it was impressive that many people put in a lot of effort. I went as a wise man bearing a gift of Gold (a dollar coin in my pocket) but no-one seemed to pick up on it, they all seemed to busy looking at Jesus, Mary, Santa and the Christmas tree angel. The biggest shock of all I guess was the run. Let’s face it, Slang usually sets pretty shit runs but besides everyone missing the Hash Holt it was pretty impressive (and long). The pass the parcel in the park part was new and fun although there was some dodgy singing and I never seemed to get to unwrap the parcel and Yama got it several times. The last pass with the on home was pretty cool I guess in a childish immature sort of way. Cockup led the circle like a man on a mission. Probably the quickest circle ever considering all the things that went on. There was a Chris Cringle thing where people ended up with condoms and candles and useless crap and somehow Bogger ended up with some sort of noisy chicken sex toy which kept several juvenile people entertained for the rest of the night. There was a big tall virgin, a couple of visitors from Queensland and we all sang swing low. Catflaps, Ivanhumpalot, Sister Pubes and the Xmas tree angle got to down a beer for the extra effort they put in to dressing up, although they ended up pouring it over a slightly pumped and semi naked Urinal. The food was Xmas Shit with the girls putting in a lot of effort and then Red coming in at the end and telling them to fuck off out of the way and taking over. Turkey breasts, roast potatoes and vegies followed up with alcohol soaked and partially flaming plum pudding. Despite Slang trying to encourage people to get into the xmas spirit and start a fight it all ended well. And someone broke a stubbie. Ooohh. .

Monday, July 25, 2011

Run# 238 July 25th


Sorry I didn't make it on Monday and Cock Up, belive it or not, I was NOT having sex. Hash on the 25th July is Christmas in July. This means:

1. Hashers need to dress up (as reindeer, santa claus, elves, as plum puddings)
2. Hashers need to find something in their house or car that they either don't like or don't want, wrap it up (newspaper will do) and bring it to Hash on Monday. There will be a white elephant chriscringle taking place.
3. Any Hashers who have left over Christmas products i.e. old mince pies, plum puddings, dodgy bottles of grog, that they don't want, can bring them along for general consumption.

There will be Christmas party games and everyone is obliged to pick a fight with someone else in the true spirit of Christmas.

It will also be a shit run, we can promise you that now.

Please can whoever has the trailer drop it off at my house or tell me where you live and then can someone else help drive it round for me (I can reward with cup of tea and biscuit or gin & tonic) as I am crap at driving and have never driven with a trailer in tow.


Run#237The Trash

Was a bit worried about last weeks run with Premature and Little Premature setting a run a little prematurely in their hash career and having it in Broome North where we had already run last week but hey, they pulled it off even with dodgy checks and they pulled a good crowd as well.

I must say I found it a little eerie running around an estate with no houses. I’ll probably end up some dribbling, pants wetting old man one day at Germanus Kent trying to impress the nurses with my stories about when I was young and how I remember running through Broome North before it even had houses. I can remember Roebuck with only a couple of houses….

Unlike Two dogs Run no-one was injured or lost and we all made it back to the circle which was set up in the middle of Magabala Road and ran by the ever improving Butterbitch. The Prem Bros had the first down down and got to wear the pipe and the gimp for setting a shit run. We didn’t have a welcome to country but we did give Crackafat a down down for allowing us to run on her estate so that’s the same sort of thing I guess. We had a skinny virgin who did some sort of hoola hoop thing with a small bike tyre and the three newish girls finally got names. One of them self confessed that she caught her bits in an escalator (which was later clarified as an epilator) and ended up being called Catflaps. Ivanahumpalot got her name by being dobbed in for something which I guess had something to do with her name and last but not least Sister Pubes got dragged in to make it a triple naming. Dora the Whora was there again after his broken ankle from last week healed and I forgot his name in last week’s blog. The camera went flat so I can’t remember much else. One of the new girls sent me a couple of photos, thanks. It looks like Casper the ghost took the last photo. Not sure what the conversation went like at Eagle Boys when some guy with an Irish accent ordered 10 pizzas to Broome North but they turned up eventually and went well with the beer. Don’t forget its Xmas in July tonight. Come and see what a shit run really is. But it will be fun. On on.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Run# 237 July 18th

Premature & Little Premature virgin Hares

Broome North, Gubinge Rd, main entrance

545pm leave 6pm

Food & Drinks


Run#236The Trash

Two Dogs and her bitch Rainman like to make you work hard for your beer. They had a big mob of us running all around the bush in Blue Haze and the new streets of Broome North. Back at the On Home Butterbitch RA’d the proceedings in what you would have to call a nice venue for a Hash Circle. Seems like Blue Haze is the flavour of the month this Month for Flashy Hash runs. The Hares took their down downs first as per normal while little Puller watched on, picking up a few pointers for when he reaches his teens. Butterbitch instigated a new tradition where Hares can tell people how they got their names. Great idea but unfortunately some people are going to have to make up a story as the mystery of their naming isn’t as exciting as the reality! We had no returnees so it was straight into the virgins who did the ceremonial dance around the ancient Inca cardboard box stone. This stone seems to be gaining importance as it now has became apparent that, like the phone hacking scandal in the UK there’s more to it once you look into it. It seems like it has some mystical fertility power and the reason for Westpac’s big belly. Not that I think dancing around the rock was the cause of that but could be a warning or a blessing for some of those young hash girls we have that are regularly exposed to it. So best to keep away from the stone or at least from AT. I’m starting to waffle. Sorry. We had 5 virgins in all. One got a bit damaged on the run but still danced okay. We had a couple of medias with Deep Throat, Jackoff and Bargey taking one for their exposure to the greater Broome community. Pusher and Puller had to take one as well for a reason for which I can’t remember but they did so as a family affair which was nice. We had one and a half christenings with one of the virgins, the one with the backpack being named xxxx? (help me out here guys). I do remember that Slangs Bitch was keen for a name change and as a group we felt sorry for him so we changed his name to Warrick Slangs Bitch thanks to his tight white shorts. Sometimes you just have to be there. And sometimes even when you are there you don’t get it or can’t remember it. Faucet had to down a beer with the pipe as he was caught climbing inside one of those big black pipes which are scattered along Broome Road at the moment. He did fit which was an important thing to know. The food was a really shit and the result of Rainmans afternoon in the kitchen. Hot in temp and warm in spice, it was just perfect for a cool evening. Most people stayed on for a bowl or two and a relaxing chat. Lets see what the Premature boys come up with tonight??? On On.