Wednesday, December 22, 2010

RUN # 208 27DEC


Hares - Barge and Grunter
5.45 for a 6.00 OFF
Slater Road, Cable Beach

Bring Bathers and a sense of love for your fellow man for the after-run Spa.

(Barge said the bathers were optional)

Food & Drink

Monday, December 20, 2010

RUN #207 20DEC Tinsel Up!

Pre-empt Christmas day by eating and drinking too much and mouthing of at auntie Doreen at the Annual Christmas Hash Party celebration run thing.

Hares are Jack Off & Wombat

Venue:26 Hunter St, Stratco Yard.

545pm leave at 6pm

Christmas dress up theme - Wear something christmassy!

Food & Drinks

Leave your car at home-don't drink & drive stupid! (Bike Riding Drunk is Fun!)
Or leave your car there and cab it or get a lift home or sleep in Wombat's Office.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


Well the generous offer at this night's Hash of the opportunity to join the Bloomsbury group of Broome Hash Trashers and bask in the glory of Trashendom has been categorically ignored/overlooked and indeed passed over (jewish reference for christmas).

So here I am, not working but blogging.......

Auspicious start to Monday's Hash - Red actually remembered the Ginger Beer (courtesy of Matsos Broome Brewery - try the Chilli Crab Linguine and the Red Nose Reindeer Beer.

Faucet was not late! Though he wasn't there........

Octopussy got everyone's blood up with a stirring mumble about the run written on the back of an envelope. There was mention of checks so no-one can whinge about them though people probably expected the odd arrow between the checks (there were three).

Picture running from one check to another check yelling checking and then arriving at aforesaid check only to yell checking when in reality you are now on because you've passed two checks EXCEPT that you are no longer on because you just ran through a check and should be in fact yell out CHECKING!


That said a nice traditional look at me run through Broome past the Roey. Slang picked up a bloke there as she ran past - (they are quite choosy).

Kennedy Hill was included in the mix and Faucet installed someone on teh corner to help us along - I think they use her voice on those GPSs that people have in tehir cars. Hands up if she called you a fat Bastard!

Slow Lane was seen meandering between Monnlight Bay and Matsos doing his "I'm working" thing but in reality having just walked out f a private drinking session with Blondie.

Newly weds Anal and Westpac were back. Both straight back into their old roles - Hash-wise I mean I'm sure they are still relishing their post marital blissedness.

Round and round Broome everyone went - most checks were come at from at least 3 different directions - I think Conchie and a person whose name escapes me (he's that fast!) claim to have done the whole thing.

Woodpecker went with Red in search of one of Red's old routes but the fences had been changed and they forced back and went home early.

Stealth got left on her own Again. The Walkers, Pushers and Cripples were not seen after the courthouse.

Back for circle and swimming and down downs and swimming and bombies and tacos/wraps and Stealth dove into the pool with Deep Throats keys in her pocket to see if the immoboliser was waterproof (It was).

A naming was made Poke Her Hontas joins Broome Hash. And we had one of those screaming yelling toing and froing namings - the Hospital sub crew screeched away for ten minutes and then Wombat came up with Simply Med and that's what it is. This was another record, an immediately named virgin in an enormous turn out of several dozen.
Uranus did his greek thing crushing bottles under his feet and dancing the Zorba.

As the nigth wore the numbers of hashers and Beers dwindled.

Deep Throat admitted to being single and then having slept with with a curry (not sexually satisfying but quite tasty and made better conversation then her ex. apparently. (I don't think that was confidential...)

Grunter, Uranus, God Knows, Octopussy and Faucet kicked on for some time then another brief flurry of bombies in the pool and an end was called.

That'll do. Bogger had the camera. God knows what she did with the pictures.

RUN #207 20DEC

Hares are Jack Off & Wombat

Venue:26 Hunter St, Stratco Yard.

545pm leave at 6pm

Christmas dress up theme - Wear something christmassy!

Food & Drinks

Leave your car at home-don't drink & drive stupid! (Bike Riding Drunk is Fun!)
Or leave your car there and cab it or get a lift home or sleep in Wombat's Office.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Run# 206 December 13th

Hares Faucet & Octopussy

Venue 10 Stewart

Monday 13 545pm leave 6pm


Bring your bathers

Public Apology

I'm either too busy or too stuffed to do the blog lately. I will return (unless some other sucker wants the job).

Monday, December 6, 2010

RUn #203 The Red TRASH

Done without the aid of photos!

It started at the Kimberley Wilderness/APT depo5t started well then my crap dog stopped running and I went home then came back with a different attitude.

I think slops kidnapped a dog from somewhere. Cockup and Max (insert hash name here) subwayed us.

A good run apparently nothing too daring but still cockup is ninety so getting up in the morning must be damned fulfilling at his age.

There was a very big fan which wafted BO across the throng.

Down downs there were a few


There won't be any photos on this blog for fear it may incriminate someone.....

A bucket of Veet wouldn't have removed the amount of hair on display at Entrance Point last Monday Night - and that was just the girls!

A great many firsts were established in what turned out to be a cracking run amongst through under and around some of the most diverse terrain available to hashers in Broome;

The howling wind saw the introduction of piles of rocks/sticks and charcoal as markers.
Hermit crabs don't eat sawdust but 30knot winds blow it away.
An octagon made of sticks = a circle in any other substance
Black arrows are hard to see at night!
Face Paint runs off faces sweating prodigously

Food was actually cooked - which for Red was incredible the fact it was edible all the more astounding.

Bandit pappadumed and riced and slipped in a chocolate slice which was actually chocolate coated fat and sugar but tasted better than that sounds!

Not actually having done the run I can't comment on it. The returned hashers used words like brilliant and incredible and awesome and shit.

Crowned Mr & Mrs Movember after ruling out a couple of girls who hadn't waxed for a while and tried to do slow lane out of his Mr Movember 'tash.

Returnees NIC & Sam (it's been so long I can't remember their hash names!)

RUN #205 06DEC

Hares-Splinter, Gash & Woody

Venue-13 Shearwater

545pm leaving at 6pm

On On Barge

There may be a pool so don't wash before you come out for the run.