Thursday, June 17, 2010

Run#180 The Real Trash


Having trouble getting my brain down into crap mode. It’s always best to be in sync with your target audience. I mean, what sort of idiots stand around outside Zanders in the cold, drinking beer from shoes and sing stupid songs. About 20 was my guess. You always know it’s a shit run when one of the hares doesn’t turn up. Half of the arrows were missing too. And people got lost. No, hang on, that was just Red and he just mysteriously suspiciously temporarily disappeared. Butterbitch just kept popping up like a rabbit in the middle of nowhere saying go this way or not that way but in the end I guess we all got a workout so it’s all good. Good to have Slowlane released from domestic duties to continue his role as RA. It was great to see a few old faces like Yama, Slowlane, Funnel, Fluffer (spelling?) and Franger show up. Talking of old faces, Muppet was there for her 99th run. She wasn’t her usual jovial self, I think the pressure of being the first female in the history of Broome Hash to do 100 runs is taking its toll. There were a couple of visitors from down south who had more than a couple before the run started. I don’t remember coming across them on the trail. Tackle Box. Dickhead. New shoes! A few media down downs. Faucet, Westpac, Funnel and that other girl whose Hash name I can’t remember. The BBQ was fired up again and I just realised that Butterbitch didn’t butter my bread. What’s with that? Most of the coleslaw ended up in Conchie’s chickens but then it was a chilly evening and hot stuff was really the go. Hey Alpha, we need some of that yummy soup you made for that shit, wet, run in Januburu last year. Pash and Stealth dressed in hoddies and Red dressed in a hoodie without the hood which at least covered up his breasts. Girl. Speaking of Fish fingers and Porno which I wasn’t, where are they? The photos are pretty shit this week to go with the run and the coleslaw (the spicy sausages were good though). Next week Muppet 100 and red nose day at night. Maybe Slangs 50th if her Mum lets her out or maybe she could just bring her mum along. Back to work now. I've just logged on and found Red came before me. The youth of today. Anyway mine has pictures and tells the truth.

3 comments:

Red said...

This might be the "real" Trash but I'm in at least two photos!

Red said...

This might be the "real" Trash but I'm in at least two photos!

Anonymous said...

Well done muppet - a telegram from the queen would be fitting - we would probably be able to find one in hash somewhere (although gays are not allowed) but there is always red because he can be a bit of a prima donna.

some facts - 100 runs = $1000 donated to Hash - could have had a trip to Bali for that. On average 6.75 km pw = 675 km. Approx 3.75 beers per run = 375, as .25 allowed for spillage/wastage.
Approx 60 down-downs based on historical information supplied on the blog.

this should go down-down as an historical hash moment.

Long live the muppet and may you see another 100 which meeans another 1.9230769 years in Broome.