The crowds just keep getting bigger or maybe it was the lure of a Quickie run that had the numbers up. It was a good run through some of the lesser known drains of Roebuck Estate. It did have one new innovative element, a run through the middle of Shrink’s new house, which won’t be ready by Xmas but like all Roebuck runs it ended up going through the Primary school where the kids rub out the marks. The sprinklers in some of the parks also took out some of the arrows but fortunately Quickie as her name suggests was able to keep up with the leaders and head them in the rightish direction where needed. Don’t think she lost anyone either. Specs got a stitch or in his case that may be a suture. Although it was a quick run we all worked up a good sweat. The wet season is coming, bring it on. Talking of sweating, wet Tee shirts and semi naked bodies, a couple of the young boys, Specs and a guy with no name, couldn’t wait to flash their bods at the circle. The sight of semi naked men caused Slow Lane to burst into song with his own rendition of the Joe Cocker classic “you can leave you shirt on”. I’ve got photos of you sleezy women hashers drooling as the topless boys dribbled their down downs down their unpotbellied fronts. Would my English teacher have questioned the grammar in that sentence? Getting back to Porno, we will now have Porno every week at Hash; that’s as long as he turns up. Porno wasn’t named alone, as seen in the picture we now also have Stealth. Mmmm, interesting name, fortunately those who were there on the night know it was because she was dobbed in for sneaking a guy in and out of her room without anyone noticing (except maybe the guy?) which leads one to wonder how SPF Pink Bits got her Hash name? Not sure why Stealth appears to be staring at Slow Lane’s crutch in all the photos? Maybe she was there the night Rubber was christened and thought that that was what you were supposed to do at a christening. Commando. 80 Runs. That’s every Monday night for 80 weeks or every second Monday night for 160 weeks or every third Monday night for 240 weeks or ….. opps sorry , Slow Lane already mentioned that. Anyway, that s a lot of runs so what’s your excuse for the pussy sore on your leg. Did you fall over? Not many runs left now til your fluoro farewell party. Speaking of horns, which I wasn’t but am now, Director hit EBay and ended up with a great horn for $40. It sounded good and got passed around the circle but it is still in the plastic bag which I find a bit funny, especially seeing the bit you put in your mouth wasn’t covered in plastic. Sort of the reverse of a condom but then I won’t go there. I will go to Muppet who’s gone to Bali for a root. Well maybe that’s not why she went but if she’s going to take on me then she’s not coming out unscathed. (you need to read previous blogs if this doesn’t make sense). Last but not least, the appraisal of the cuisine. Chicken kebabs with a nice salad and plenty for all. I won’t mention the beer. Shrink.
And don't forget, next week, wear something pink. On the outside.