Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ericas Fluro 30th/Farewell Party
WHEN; Saturday 7/11/2009 Six pm - Late
WHERE; Mercure Hotel, C View Room, formerly the Lugger Bar,
located out the front of the Conti
WHAT TO BRING ; A fluro outfit and or accessories
RSVP: Friday 30/10/2009
Erica 0408 036 111
Food and Beverage Provided
PLEASE NO PRESENTS

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Musings on the 150th Run and Christmas

At a Meeting? held at Matsos on Friday 25 September it was decided with little consultation and barely any agreement amongst those present and after several beers and soem to consider teh following;

1. 150 Run to be held on Monday 16NOV (which is the 150th Run) the conclusion to thsi run may well be at the Surf Club with appropriate tropical Cocktails and simple food. This run will be an all inclusive function $30per head which'll be Food, Drink and Comemerative Shirt.

2. The Christmas Run will be held Friday 11DEC.

Feel free to comment, interject, intefere or assist in anyway you like.

On On,

red

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Run #142 The Trash


Yet another good turnout of 20 plus runners to search for the trail set by Arseabout, which was a bit of a tour through some of the more seedy parts of Cable Beach. Around the back of Ocean Lodge, a bit of hanging around the cemeteries, (no dolphin jokes) then play 'run across Port Drive’ a couple of times. I noticed not everybody waited on the side of the road and “looked to the left, looked to the right and looked to the left again’ before walking safely across the road. It’s a very dangerous road and you should be more careful. A few people got lost in drains and not sure what happened but I think it was Red who was yelling out about snagging his petticoat when he took a false drain trail. A couple of us got lost around BP Reid road but managed to find the pack again, even though they didn’t have a horn. Where is the HORN? That must be about 3 hornless runs now. I have a horn; maybe I could bring it next week and show everybody. It’s quite a long one though and would be difficult to run with. It's true!
This week I discovered why they call Barge, Barge, as I watched her barge through a couple of people on Port Drive. She chased down Halfarsed after he brushed passed her. The circle was led by Slow Lane again. We had a couple of Virgins as usual, then an octogenarian down down for Red. We also had 3 namings with Rubber having to get down on his knees in front of the man in the stripped nightie. Spec also got a beer christening and finally the girl with no name, got one. Well done Hash Pash. The food as usual was good. Lasagne and salad. The best $5.00 feed in town. No shopping, No prep, No dishes. What a deal. Wish I could bring my kids along. Opps I should say no work for everyone except the people who had to do it on the night. Thanks Maestro and Arseabout. Good to see the beer supplier and the beer supply girl are back in good form. Forgot to mention that last week. That’s it for this week as I have to go back to my real life now. On On.

RUN #143 MON 28SEP

Queens’ Birthday

run

28th September
5.30 for 6pm start

Dress Queenish (what!?) ed.

And
BRING TORCHES


Starts from

6 Kapang Drive

Sunset

Hare – Booberator

Guest Hare – D.J (Perth Harriettes)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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ON, ON,,,,

Monday, September 21, 2009

Run #141 The Trash


Well I’m really slack this week and trying to post the last run blog just before I head out on the next one.

The critique. Muppet the Matriarch set the run. She was supposed to do it with “the girl who still doesn’t have a name yet” but she never turned up but got a down down for it after the run. It was a good turnout with over 20 people. I’m not sure if tonight’s run will have so many runners as Muppet lost 13 of them. Last time I saw them they were hanging around out on the highway near Blue Haze. Lots of on backs and plenty of time for the walkers to catch up. I’m sure the people who live in Roey Estate think we are a bunch of wankers who wander aimlessly around Sanderling Drive. Luckily we’re in Cable Beach this time. I’d had a good workout up to the Sanderling arrow hunt so about then Shrink and I sneaked off back to Muppets to get the beer drinking started.

Due to the absence of Cockup, Slow Lane was the religious advisor for the night. Did a great job except when he tossed an ice water over me. I can’t even remember what I had done to get a down down. We had a couple of virgins again, which is always nice. Muppet put on sausages yet again which was fine by me as they are one of my favourite foods. That’s pretty sad isn’t it! Obviously Muppet likes a good sausage herself. The photos are pretty lean this week as I forgot to bring out the camera until the end.

Looking forward to tonight’s run. ON ON

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

21SEP RUN #142

HARE:-ARSEABOUT

STARTING @ 156 REID ROAD, CABLE BEACH
1730HRS FOR 1800HRS

FOOD & DRINK

$5 FOR RUN & $5 FOR FOOD

SEE YOU THERE!!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Run #140 The Trash


Probably a bit clich├ęd if I call this weeks “Shinju Run” a pearler of a run because I’m the only one who’d find that funny and it would be too hard to explain it to the majority of you. What a great run, over 50 people turned up to follow Cockup and Faucet’s trail through old Broome. We started from Bedford Park where we all got our cool Shinju edition, Director inspired, collectors item, headbands. Some people put their head bands on their arms but I won't make any jokes about that. Cockup welcomed all the new people and told them how it all worked, except for the bit about the flour trails. We headed off past the Mecure for the first of many ‘on backs’. I was pretty proud of the Anne street ‘on back’ which was one I set. It was long and combined the use of chalk and flour as well as a 90 degree arrow. I’m guessing the new runners found it pretty exciting but they seemed to contain it well. A couple of the fast runners, I think it was Slow Lane and Pram Boy got way ahead of the pack and eventually lost the trail at a devious ‘check’ on Fredrick Street.
The real trail went straight on along the side of the drain and around the last resort, through Macca’s takeaway (which was my first time and no were near as exciting as I expected), across the Visitor Centre veranda again like last week, through Chinatown, up Kennedy Hill with a mean ‘on back’ (which a few losers ignored), then back down the hill past the police station and courthouse for the ‘on home’ to Bedford Park. Word is suggesting I fragment the last sentence but I’m not going to. I’m a rebel.
The circle and food were carried out in the front yard of Matsos. What a venue. We had our own audience of customers who’d reserved or queued up for vantage points to watch us from the veranda where they had paid for their food and drink while we cooked a barbie and drank free piss. The circle was huge but not really a circle as the Matsos courtyard is in fact a sort of triangle and some people had trouble with that. I’m guessing they also struggled with trigonometry at school. In the circle I think we must have had the largest congregation of virgins that Matsos has ever seen. I called it an orgy of virgins but some one pointed out it’s probably a vestal of virgins. Orgy sounded better. The virgins did well with their down downs and I guess it was make or break for some of them, by this stage they must have figured out Hash is not for them or thought it was really cool. I guess we find out next week. Slow Lane the dickhead or maybe the martyr wore new shoes. Little did the patrons of Matsos know who employed the idiot they watched standing on a chair drinking beer from his shoe. Someone made a comment about drugs but of course Hash does not condone the use of drugs or any other form of performance enhancing substances. Speaking of that, the food was great, Director had worked hard getting it organised and even thought about the vego’s and the kids. What a kind man. A few of the other Hashers chipped in with the serving of the food on the night. I’d like to thank anyone else who was involved but I don’t know who you are or forgot, but thankyou all the same. By the end of the night I was starting to forget a few things, like, I don’t usually drink much. It was too late when I discovered that the yummy “Sows Ear” I was drinking was 8%. It was nice to sit around and chat with the stragglers and make sure all the beer was gone. I will eventually work out how to stick all the photos onto the slideshow and you can check yourself out and see I wasn’t the only one doing silly things at the end of the evening. It was a great night and was also good to see some of the oldies turn up for the run. Hope to see some of you virgins come back for seconds. ON ON

Sunday, September 13, 2009

14SEP RUN141



HARE:-MUPPET & CO-HARE:-PASH/SPINNY??

STARTING @ 22 SHEARWATER RESIDENCE, ROEBUCK, SOUTH DERBY

1730HRS FOR 1800HRS FOR MOST OF US-605PM FOR FAUCET

FOOD & DRINK IF WE'RE LUCKY

$5 FOR RUN & $5 FOR FOOD

SEE YOU THERE!!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Run#139 The Trash


Well this weeks run was really good, according to Cockup, who must have mentioned it at least six times. I was beginning to wonder if he was looking for a threesome with the hares. (Slang and Half-arsed) But, saying that, I thought it was a good run too. Sadly not many people were there to enjoy it.

When are some of you people going to get your priorities right! You need exercise, you need to socialise, you need to laugh, you need to eat and you need to drink. For just $10 and two hours of your time you get all that and more on a Monday night. Two hours!

LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE IT.

And Shrink, What’s your story? You’ve gone from the heights of “Beer Queen” with an array of beverages to rival any pub in town down to a cardboard box of stubbies languishing on the ground outside Slangs back door. And Faucet, you slack arse why are you writing all this crap six days after the run.

Now that I’ve berated everyone I can move on to the run.

Pretty sneaky, hard to pick some of the false trails. A few drains, Chinatown, Paspaley’s, through the Roey, through the Mangrove. A nice workout. The food was great as well. We had a couple of visitors from Mandurah and a virgin. We also had a naming with Tug getting a good christening from the RA. The Director turned up with the update to next weeks Shinju run. He also produced the headbands for next weeks run. Great job. Make sure you turn up next Tuesday night to get one. Our Matriarch, Muppet, modelled one on the night. It’s upside down. What a Loser!

REMEMBER: BEER + EXERSISE + FRIENDS + FOOD + LAUGH = NO STRESS.