(transcript of communications intercepted over the last few days...)
Just in case you didn't get Cock Ups email, like me and Muppet, Monday's run (24th August) is from AT's and Westpacs somewhere on a corner of Swift and Goshawk somewhere in Roebuck, we think.
Hey Westpac & AT
Didn't you want anybody to know where the run is-double down downs!!
Subject: Re: August 24th Run?
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:08:58 +0800
Date: 08/18/2009 09:25PM
Subject: August 24th Run?
Are you still ok for next weeks run? If so where and I will send out the pidgeons!
hound dog - stop humping all night
read - leave the books alone - there is only so much knowledge your brain can absorb
pussy - put the dog out and come play
maestro - move away from the piano - and show us your tune
arse about - bring your elton
westpac - u betta be there coz it is at your place - which you will be
commando - stop fighting them on the beaches and come due to the 'burbs!
effin - who the ef is effin??
quickie - by name and nature
andto all thos others who are missing in action ....
get off your arses, get off the couch - monday night tv is for intellectuals - not hashers!
HI hashers,Last week saw a pack of mainly harriets (13) run almost the full length of Minyurr Park. One of the hardest runs we have had to pick up the live trail with plenty of checks. A good run Barge and Bob. If we had 2 more harriers we would have run out of Grog so Shrink is on notice that she was very close to a down down.By the way Cock up did deliver the ice.We had 4 turn up to Directors filming on Wed night. We all enjoyed the prawns, champagne, anti pasto, thanks Director everyone else missed out!We are in the Shinju events calendar!!!!!Now get off your arsesLets' all turn up for the sake of your health!!Ones missing last weekConcsi out of townAlpha babysitting while Consci out of townBooberator we are missing you get a new jobKamakaze we run on Monday nightsSlow Lane you should have Matsos running on its own by nowSnob, just being a snobFawcett in HollywoodOral test driving canoeWombat cant make up her mindShrink out testing new beers using a new puppy as an excuse down downAnal Tool party party partyWestpac cleaning up after the party party partyVagrant vagrant get rid of the kid for the night you need perantal reliefKnowing Westpac and Tool the nosh will be good too!!!!on-on