Wednesday, December 24, 2008

RUN MONDAY 29DEC

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 29th Dec

Meet at 6 Kapang Drive, Sunset Park

5.30 pm for 6pm, prompt start.

Hares: Hound-dog, Booberator

Food and drinks Yes

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Next Run 29th Dec

The next run is on Monday 29th Dec

Meet at 6 Kapang Drive, Sunset Park

5.30 pm for 6pm, prompt start.

Hares: Hound-dog, Booberator

Food and drinks Yes

Friday, December 19, 2008

RUN 22DEC MONDAY

The next run is on Monday Dec.22nd
HASHMAS RUN!!!
Meet at 17 Charles Road, Cable Beach
5.30 pm for 6pm off
Hare: The Director
This is our Christmas Run please feel
free to dress up or free not to dress up!
ie: TINSEL &/Or Santa hat

Food and drinks definitely
Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

Monday, December 15, 2008

RUN 15DEC

This weeks run starts at 10 Whimbrel, which is the second left passed Roebuck Primary school off Sanderling. Sorry for the late notice and sorry if you end up getting this twice

Booberator


Probably Food - Definitely Drinks!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

BBW Hash 100

Broome Bluewater Hash celebrated 100 runs on December 5th and got a letter from the Queen to mark its centenary. Here’s what Her Maj had to say:

My Dear Hashers,
Congratulations on achieving a most splendid centenary. One always gets a thrill when one hears of antipodeans in one’s Empire being such good sports.
One was just telling one’s corgis this morning over a nice cup of tea and hot buttered crumpets how those jolly Orstralians are always throwing themselves into swimming pools and race tracks or thrashing leather on willow (Phillip is very fond of that sport and practises an awful lot) or rushing about chasing a pigskin. (But we really stuck it up you when you lost the Ashes and when we won more medals in Beijing. What a sweet victory for Mother England.)
Hash House Harriers appears to blend the best aspects of sport in my opinion; short bursts of activity chasing a hare and spurred on by horn (how very fox hunt!) followed by a great deal of socialising, chat, nosh and imbuement.
One understands a Briton (but with a Japanese name?) established the Broome Bluewater Hash, which makes one very proud.
So let me extend my most hearty congratulations and one hopes there is another centenary in the future (by then you may be a Republic and will therefore not be getting a letter from the Monarch, or perhaps it will be the grandchild of my darling William, as long as he doesn’t marry that bit of fluff and finds a Nice Girl)
Should you be calling by London before 2012, do pop in for a bit of Hash on the lawns of the Palace.
Best wishes
HRR

Friday, December 5, 2008

Monday 8 DEC RUN

Departing at 6.00pm sharp - 5.30 for sign-up and pre-run natter.

Departing from Kimberley Bookshop.

We run in all weather!

Hare is Red.

Drinks certainly. Snacks provided.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The KISS principle of setting a run (Dec 1)

Keep It Simple Stupid. So simple that Hare Barge Arse didn’t even set a run. What a great idea! Breaks the no rules rule of hashing beautifully and spices it up for the hashers who love a surprise kick in the pants every so often.

Barge’s ‘live run’ was as follows; run as far and as fast as you can in the direction of cable beach for 30 minutes, turn around and come back. Bloody simple.

The fast bastards set off at a galloping pace; Conchi, Red, Blondie, Slow and a heap of followers like that bloody Marathon Runner (have we charged him for training? I mean, running for four plus hours in the Melbourne marathon recently is a blatant flouting of the hashers’ no training mantra).

Half expected Commando to take on the sand dunes in SAS style crawl, but perhaps she was frightened off by the prospect of getting sand in her jocks. Meanwhile Cock Up dallied in the back blowing the horn and sounding like a Volkswagen in serious need of a tune up.

There were some super slack hashers – moi included – who didn’t even make it over the sand dune to the beach and instead chucked a leftie at the fork in the proverbial and meandered through Minyirr park. The fastest thing working in this pack was the Ladies’ tongues.

So the pack dribbled along cable beach enjoying the sunset and stopping for a chat with mates they knew. Some made it to the surf club, some smart, fit bastards made it to the Noooodie bit of the beach. Then everyone turned around and galloped back. And our reward from Cockup was a free ice cold beverage. Ahhhhhhhhh.

The circle was pumping and buzzing. We welcomed some Virginal BmeH3s – Flasher from Perth Harriets (mercifully in the Broome humidity she had discarded the flasher’s trench coat), a Blow In from Kakadu (bring on the monsoon I say), and a couple of gals from Bargie’s hospital workplace, inc one who was with Cocos Island Hash.

We christened Lisa as Wombat because she eats, roots and leaves. (Note the careful placement of a comma makes a great deal of difference to the significance of her H name.)

Barge got to wear the toilet seat for such a Shit Run. And her spa was turned into a saltwater spa with so many cesty sweaty bodies squeezing in for a swim. Geeze Barge I hope you upped the chlorination the next day.

ON ON

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Run 1st Dec

HARE-BARGE


NEXT MONDAY 1ST DECEMBER 530PM FOR 6PM START


LOCATION-23B SLATER RD, CABLE BEACH

PLEASE BRING YOUR $40 FOR THE 100TH RUN AND CHRISTMAS BASH TO SAVE TIME ON THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO SO BOOBERATOR HAS AN IDEA OF NUMBERS FOR CATERING PURPOSES, & MORE IMPORTANTLY LETS BE FAIR & NOT KEEP HER GUESSING TILL THE NIGHT.

YES FOOD & DRINKS

ON ON

BARGE

Friday, November 21, 2008

Run 24NOV

This may be a Movember Run for those who wish. Donations gratefully accepted on the night or at Kimberley Bookshop.

Red will have Mos for those who wish to partake.

Hare is Cockup departing at 6.00pm (get there early for a bitch session) from 10 Pipit Loop, Roebuck Estate. Food and Drink!

Questions?? Comments?? Call the Kamikaze.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Next Run 17NOV


I don't know.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Friday, November 7, 2008

RUN 10NOV

Monday 10th November Run is a no frills home brand budget run from 5 D'Antoine St .

All the usual things apply,

See you there

On On - Conchie

Monday, November 3, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

RUN 03NOV

This weeks RUN from 7 HAAS STREET

5.30pm for 6.00pm

Food YES - DRINK YES

HARES F-In and Commando

Questions?? Kamikaze - 0418412423

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

RUN 20OCT

MONDAY 20TH OCTOBER



HARE-MUPPET


SURF CLUB LAWN SHELTER/GAZEBO



BRING A CHAIR AND A TORCH

YES FOOD & DRINKS


530PM FOR A 6PM START





PLEASE BRING TORCHES AS DAYLIGHT SAVING NOT QUITE HERE YET-28TH I THINK

Monday, October 13, 2008

RUN 13OCT

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

Might want to bring a chair as well!

The next run is on Monday 13.10.08

5.30 for 6pm prompt start.

Meet at The Park along Manggala Road between Marul Road and Gunian Boulevard - Six Seasons

Hares Booberator and Hound-dog

Food and drinks Yes

Hash hotline 0437755280

Monday, October 6, 2008

RUN 06OCT

5.30 for 6.00PM


Drinks and Food
Hare is Slow Lane
meet at carpark on hamersley street - outside Broome 6 etc

Thursday, September 25, 2008

RUN 29SEP


Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 29.09.08

5.30 for 6pm prompt start.

6 Kapang, Sunset Park

Hare Booberator

Food and drinks Yes

Choir rehearsals for the Hash Song might be held

Hash hotline 0437755280

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Next Run 22SEP

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 22.09.08

5.30 for 6pm prompt start.

Meet at ‘The Park in the Dark’ corner of Greenshank & ‘tweet tweet’ Lorikeet Street- Roebuck

Hares Alysia [Puppit] & Muppit

Food and drinks Yes

Choir rehearsals for the Hash Song will be held

Hash hotline 0437755280

Monday, September 15, 2008

RUN 15SEP

I don't know can anyone tell me??

Monday, September 8, 2008

RUN Monday 08SEP08


22 Cable Dunes etc. etc........

Monday, September 1, 2008

Run Monday 01SEP08

Spring starts today so get on out there and suck up the scents of the new Season.

Please bring Torches. If you forget don't worry. We have a spare head torch at the moment until someone claims it...

Kimberley Wilderness Adventures - 18 McDaniel Road (Left Off Archer which is off Port Drive)

5.30pm for a 6.00 pm start. Hare is Cock-Up. Questions/Concerns? Hash Hotline 0418412423

Monday, August 25, 2008

Next Run MONDAY 25AUG

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 25th Aug

Meet at 2 Minilya Rd, Blue Haze

5.30 pm for 6pm, prompt start.

PLEASE BRING A CHAIR

Hares: Two Dogs/David

Food and drinks Yes

Hash hotline 041 841 2423

Monday, August 18, 2008

Next Run 18AUG

NEXT run august 18

at alpha's place

5 d'antoine st

6pm start - try not to be late you bastards

and if you are NOT staying for tucker, please let me know, likewise, RSVP if you ARE staying for food - catering is a bit of a nightmare, and frankly there is nothing worse than a cranky pregnant lady.

you should bring a chair, the tropical hash house has fewer seats than the smallest room in the house.

have you blogged yet? you can do more than read the crap that's there - you can create your own by signing on as a blogger.

have you looked at the photos, what a bloody motley collection, and you're probably in it.

on on ... and let me know if you are going to be staying for tucker or not !!!

alpha

Monday, August 4, 2008

NEXT RUN 04AUG

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 4th Aug meet

at 156 Reid Road

5.30 pm for 6pm prompt start

Hare: Arse About & Sean

Food and drinks Yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

Monday, July 21, 2008

RUN 21JUL

Broome Hash House Harriers

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 21st July

5.30 pm for 6pm prompt, meet at 7 Howe Drive Cable,Beach.[Vaguely off Gubbinge near turn off for Gantheaume Point]

Hare:The Director

Food and drinks Yes

This is a theme run please all wear a NECKTIE a prize for the most outrageous


Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

Monday, July 14, 2008

14JUL RUN

Herewith run details you can enter Murphy"s bar in Hash Gear if you

wish you may want to bring a sweater optional

Broome Hash House Harriers

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! PLEASE BRING TORCHES!

SO WE CAN ALL SEE THE TRAIL!

The next run is on Monday 14th July

5.30 pm for 6pm prompt start.

Meet at Car Park at the front of the Conti Hotel Adjoining Bedford Park,Hamersley St.

Hare: Comando assisted by Hound Dog

Special On On at Murphy’s Bar Fish ‘n Chip dinner which includes a free drink. Followed by a Cabaret inviting funny acts and jokes from the audience so dig up those funny jokes or acts.

Dinner this evening subsidized by Hash Funds just pay normal run fee and the Hash will pay for dinner. Bring some spare cash for after dinner drinks.

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

Friday, July 4, 2008

RUN 07JULY

Hi everyone,

PLEASE INVEST IN A TORCH AND MAKE THE RUNS RUN MORE

SMOOTHLY. THERE ARE SOME MEMBERS THAT HAVE BEEN

RUNING FOR 18 MONTHS WITHOUT A TORCH! (I THINK HE MEANS ME) TALK ABOUT THE

BLIND LEADING THE BLIND! (I think he means himself) WE WILL BE THINKING ABOUT

GIVING DOWN DOWNS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT TORCHES.

ON ON

KAMA

Broome Hash House Harriers

Running all over Broome

PLEASE! BRING

TORCHES TORCHES TORCHES

The next run is on Monday 7th July

5.30 pm for 6pm prompt start.

Meet at Jones Place Car Park opposite

Carlottas/St John Ambulance (meeting outside the Ambulance depot - that's a bit ominous!)

Hare: Alphabet

Bring a chair

Food and drinks yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails

Friday, June 20, 2008

Run 23JUN

Standard Exemptions Apply - No regards to Spelling or Grammar!

Hi

Broome Hashers Important please bring torches as THIS IS AN A TO B RUN AND WE DONT WANT TO LOOSE ANYONE.

YOU KNOW HOW ADVENTUROUS AND PRECARIOUS KAMA'S RUNS CAN BE! HAS HE REFORMED? BE THERE TO FIND OUT.

" no pufters allowed"

THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL WALKERS TRAIL DOUBLING BACK

TO BASE AN A to A FOR THE WALKERS.

ON ON

Kamakaze

Broome Hash House Harriers

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 23rd June

5.30 pm for 6pm start.

Meet at 2 /27 Dora Street,entrance in Guy St

The last driveway on Left before the 3rd roundabout in Guy St coming up from Town Beach

Hare: Kamakaze assisted by Hound Dog.

NOTE.THIS IS AN A to B run OK?

Food and drinks yes

TORCHES*TORCHES*TORCHES

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails

Friday, June 13, 2008

Next Run 14JUN

(The Poster is in no way responsible for the lack of grammar or correct spelling in the following posting)

Broome Hash House Harriers

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 16th June

5.30 pm for 6pm start.

Meet at K.W.A. 18 Mc Daniel Rd,turn right into Archer, left at Mc Daniel, Centurian Complex is 300m on right

Hare ‘Cock up’

Food and drinks yes

TORCHES*TORCHES*TORCHES

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a diffe run or walk or do a bit every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

RUN 02JUN

FOUNDATION DAY RUN from Entrance Point Car Park

5.30pm for a 6.00pm Start

Food and Drink (of Sorts)

Bring a Torch and a friend.

Questions?? Call Kamakaze 0418412423

BROOME HASH RUNS EVERY MONDAY FROM ALL OVER BROOME.
WE WELCOME NEW MEMBERS (ALTHOUGH WE ARE INITIALLY SUSPICIOUS OF THEM AND UNLIKELY TO USE THE SAME CUP OR SHARE THEIR BEER WITH THEM).

Saturday, May 24, 2008

MONDAY 26MAY

Broome Hash runs and walks every Monday all year in bucolic Broome.

This weeks run set by Conchie.

Starts at 5 D'Antoine (picture at right)

Crowd Control - angle parking on the verge opposite.

Food Yes! Torches Probably!

Bring Chair and Sunny Disposition.

Questions??? Call Kamakaze 0418412423


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Black Friday 13 June


Hashers on their way to dinner.
Hi Guys & Girls

After last nights run it was decided to have a Hash Night out at Aarli Bar on Friday 13th at 7pm. The theme for the night is BLACK and is left entirely up to your own interruption. Partners/spouses or a friend are also invited. H3 will provide alcoholic beverages and individuals will pay for their own meals and $3 dollar corkage per person. A table has been booked tentatively and I await your confirmation of attendance or not and any extra's.

No doubt there will be those who wish to continue partying into the night so bring your dancing shoes.

Please don't drink and drive so organise a driver or car share and taxi home.

Monday, May 19, 2008

RUN 19MAY

Hello Hashers

Here is the run details Please dont forget your TORCHES ITS PRETTY DARK OUT THERE IN THE BUSH AND WE DON'T WANT

TO LOSE ANYBODY

KAMAKAZE

BROOME HASH HOUSE

HARRIERS

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 19thMay, 08

Meet at Gantheume Point light house car park

5.30 pm for 6pm

Hares Barge and Flyblown

TORCHES*TORCHES*TORCHES

Food and Drinks Yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Monday 12th May

BROOME HASH HOUSE

HARRIERS

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 12th May

Meet at Muppets House 22 Sanderling & finishing around the corner at Fiona's 48 Greenshank, bathers optional

5.30 pm for 6pm

Hare ‘Muppet & Fiona'

Food and Drinks Yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members set the trails.


Friday, May 2, 2008

Monday 5th May

BROOME HASH HOUSE

HARRIERS

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 5th May

Meet at Town Beach,

5.30 pm for 6pm

Hare ‘The Girls’

Food and Drinks Yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Monday 28th April

BROOME HASH HOUSE

HARRIERS

Running all over Broome

The next run is on Monday 28th April

Meet at 23b Slater Rd, Cable Beach,

5.30 pm for 6pm

Bring bathers and towel.

Hare ‘Barge’

Food and Drinks Yes

Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423

We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Next Run Monday 21st April

BROOME HASH HOUSE

HARRIERS

Running all over Broome


The next run is on Monday 21st April

Meet at Cable Beach Caravan Park, Car Park Millington Road, Cable Beach. 5.30pm for 6pm

Hare ‘Chardonnay’


Food ‘Pizza in the Park’

Drinks Yes


Hash Hotline call Ian 041 841 2423


We welcome new members there is a walking

Trail for all runs so you can run or walk or do a bit of both. We run from a different venue every Monday 52 weeks of the year. Our members

Set the Trails.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Run 14th April

BROOME HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
Running all over Broome
Torches! Torches! Torches!
The next run starts at:
The Pier. Public Car park on left hand side at the end of Port Drive
Special Gala dinner, on the terrace, barbequed fresh threadfin salmon and chips
Mon. 14thApr. 5.30 for 6pm off
Hare: Kamakaze
New members welcome
Hash hotline 041 841 2423

Monday, April 7, 2008

RUN 06APR

Herewith details:

Please dont forget your torches!!!!!!!!

Did you know that the Hash owns a Barbeque for Hares to cook

Hash meals in the bush or wherever the Hash ends up after the runs.

For further details contact Kamakaze.

Important bring bathers and a chair!

BROOME HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Running all over Broome

Torches! Torches! Torches!

The next run starts at:

27 Demco Drive

Mon. 7th Apr. 5.30 for 6pm off

Hare: Conchie

Food and drink Yes

New members welcome

Hash hotline 041 841 2423

Friday, March 28, 2008

Run 31MARCH

Running from Januburu playground - (swings and slides available for those who arrive early)

Hare is Snob

Food and Drink - Yes

Problems? Questions? Just want to chat? Kamakaze may be back - call him regardless.

The abysmal "experiment" that is daylight saving comes to an end on Sunday. Darkness descends on Broome Hash and some form of Artificial Luminescence is recommended.

On On.

Monday, March 24, 2008

NEXT HASH RUN 24MAR

An A - B Run departing from The Crocodile Park at Cable Beach.

1730 - 1800 Off

Hare - Cock Up

Confused? - Call Cock-Up 0409036443


Drinks and Food

Pick Up and Drop Off service Available on request - call Cock-Up. Pickups in town will be about 5.15pm - no we're not coming out to 12 Mile to get you Ranger.....

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

NEXT RUN 17MAR

To be sure to be sure ........

Running from back o' the bookshop 1730 for 1800 start.

"ASS ABOUT" RUN (Please note this is an A to B..r Run)

Bring a shirt that'll get you into a pub......bring extra cash for post-perambulation pints.

Transport won't be provided - organise a skipper!

Food and Drink - Yes - more of the second than the first.

Hare/s - Red, Snob, Chards (subject to commitments)

Not clear enough???? Call Cock-Up on 0409036443

Friday, February 29, 2008

NEXT RUN 03MAR


This week's Run held on the Monday of the Long Weekend (Not Rainman Run Loooonnnngggg - just Long)

5 D'antoine Street

Hare is Alphabet

YES! Food and Drink

GM Rant follows;

THE HASH IS NOT A BANK!
Please don't bring any more coins . Pay your dues in banknotes, it has become too hard to handle small change - $50 in small change last week. Bottle Caps aren't legal currency either Snob.


On On!